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Father Figure

'Daddy...daddy!' An annoying child happily called me.
'I'm not your dad..you idiot, just using his strongh body'
'W...what dad?' He said panicking.
'What's your name kiddo'
'J...jonathan...dad you're scaring me' He said.
'Look Jonathan, let's make a deal: I need to rest these big feet, so go in the other room, do what you want and don't bother me for an hour. Ok little shit'? When you'll come back your old man will be as good as new!' 
He started crying - What the fuck - I thought - how can a old young man cry for this shit! Nowadays boys are little cunt!
I started convulsing as if something was coming out of me, the young boy stopped crying and stared at me.
'What's happened?' I said in a faking confusion 'What am I doing here?'
The young boy moved closer looking me in the eye.
'Dad...is that really you?'
'Jonathan...who else should I be?' I said in a fatherly tone 'Are you ok young man?'
OH Shit - He hugged me.
'Don't worry, everything is fine' I said caressing his stupid head 'Everything is back to normal'
'Ok....dad'
'I need to rest now, son. I've fought against a monster who was trying to steal my body! But your dad is a strong man' I added smiling.
'Ok dad..I'll go to my room now...' He said confused. 
That's why I hate possessing father figures! As soon as his son went in the other room I start enjoing the fantastic muscles of that hot daddy.

My Master, my son

'You're late' my son told me as I entered my house.
'Hush!' I whispered 'my wife could hear you!!'
 'I don't give a fucking damn of that whore!' He said looking me directly in the eyes.
'Sorry....' I said
He punched me in the nose.
'Sorry what?' he asked.
'Sorry master'
'I may be in you asshole son's body, but I'm still you master Tim, and I don't wanna hear any goodamn complains from you. Understood?' he said pressing my son's bare feet on my face.
'Yes master'
In that very moment I saw the front door opening. It was my wife coming home.
'Hi boys, sorry I'm late' she said and then looked at me on the ground. 
'What's happened??' she asked concerned.
'Aw mum! you'r here' my fake son said ' dad fell down just now, I heard the crush from upstairs' and helped me up. 
My master was good imitating my son, and his strong attitude in my son's body made mo so horny.
'Yes Sarah, just an accident' I said smiling ' don't worry'.
We had a normal dinner, my son talked about his school, his girlfriend, it seemed that my master had access to his memories...
'After dinner you are gonna come in your son's room and fuck my dick. Understood?' he whispered when my wife were in the kitchen.
'Y...yes Master' I said with a smile.

My big Bro

'Come on Phil! What are you afraid of??' my step-brother asked me from the couch. He seemed so normal...

'I...I...I'm sorry, I can't do that!' I said 'What if someone finds out you're not Ricky?'

'How could possibily someone find out something like that, babe? Look..even the dog can't tell the difference!' he said rubbing my dog with my step-brother's big feet.

He was right I couln't possibily tell he wasn't Ricky, even the scent was the same. 

'This is our chance to live togher babe!' He ketp saying 'Your parents won't be a problem anymore! I'm their son now! And you're my little brother!' 

'No please...get out of him, I can't let you be Ricky'

 He smiled.

'I knew you would say that...you have the opportunity to love your hunk of a brother and you refuse it! But don't worry I'll help you embrace this idea!' He said.

'W...what?' 

I couldn't stop looking at his eyes..my boyfriend eyes...he stole my step brother's body...he is impersonating Ricky...Ricky..he's not my brother...he...Ricky....Ricky...impostor...body..possession....not possibile...Ricky....he is Ricky...he is my brother......

I fainted.

When I woke up my brother was watching something on his computer...as usual.

'R...Ricky? What happened? My head hurts..' I said

'What's up bro' He answered looking at his screen 'Dunno...I found you sleeping'

I saw his beautifull soles exposed and he didn't noticed it, my cock stiffened . It was so weird..I couldn't remember anything of that day...and it was almost evening.

'You shouldn't drink too much' He said laughing at me

'Mh...you're right big bro'

- ready for part2?

Alien in my brother - part 1

'Are you in?' I asked the Alien.
'Yes master, I'm both inside your brother, and his friend' The two boys answered in one voice.
'Good' 
'What do you want me to do master?' the both speak at the same time again.
'First I want you to move just one body for now' I commaned.
'Ok master' my brother answered. 
'Second, don't call me master from my brother's body. It sounds suspicious'.
He nodded.
'I want you to look inside my brother's memories and start acting like him'.
'Ok moron' he said mimicking my brother's aptitude then took his phone and start texting while his friend's John kept still.
'What are you doing?' I asked
'Go fuck yourself, fag' he said
'Now do the same with John' I commanded again and John took his phone too with a bored expression, as usual. Looking at them right now no one could undertand that an alein was controlling them both.
'Remove your shoes dylan' I commanded
He looked disgusted
'Aww man! I knew you  were gay'. It sounded exactly like my brother.
'Drop the acting now' I commanded 'and remove your shoes'
He did as I told. 
'Make my brother ask for a massage' I said.
'Hey fag, why don't you massage my sweaty feet?' He said keeping his eyes on the phone.  
'Yeah man, make the fag massage your feet' added John. This initiative turned me on, even more.
I removed his black sock and felt his odour.

'John do you want a massage too?' I said maliciously.
'Sure thing fag, come over' he answered in his manly voice.
'Keep texting' I commanded 'Who are you writing to?'
'My girlfriend fag, I'm writing that I miss her' he said smiling

 

I start rubbing his meaty feet. It was amazing...

part 2?
 

Evil Jacky

I knew my son was hiding something...so I decided to keep an eye on him.
'Hey Jack are you ok?'
'I'm fine !'
He was barechested showing his perfect abs.. 
'Do you need something, dad?' He asked concerned.
'No..no, have a good day' I said and went out his room.

I peered from the door lock and saw my son collapsing on the ground and a fat man in blue boxers appearing behind him: he was Jacky, a notorious thief I was trying to catch!!
He laid on my son's bed and sighed in relief. 
I was astonished and immediatley entered the room and confronted the man,
'How dare you!' I shouted
'Where is MY son?'

The man was astonished to see me entering the room with such violence, but he quickly regain control of himself.
 ' If you want to see your son again, be very calm Officer'.
From downstaris my wife heard me yelling and asked  what was going on.
' Don't say a word' he commanded, took my son's body from the floor and wore him! I saw my brother's body shaking and then he opened his eyes.
'Guys are you ok?' asked my mom entering the room.
'We are fine mom' The impostor said in my son's voice.
'Ethan, why were you yelling?' she aked me.
'N...nothing' I answered looking in my fake son's eyes.
'Mm...ok' 
She said and left. 
'You're a little bitch' he told me smiling ' You almost got me caught'.
'You won't get away with this!'.
'You're an idiot officer. I've been your sweet son for almost 2 weeks and you didn't notice any difference.'
I didn't answer...he was right!

'You wanna know officer why you didn't caught me yet?  Because of this amazing body suits...take a look' He said smiling. 
Suddently my son's body started melting and changing...it was becoming my twin.
 'Surprised?' He asked with my voice.

'Look, I have your dick too!' He said holding an exact replica of my penis ' Not bad! I bet your wife loves it'

'H....how?' I said
'H...how?' He repeated with my voice.
I was astonished...he could mimic me perfectly.
'You see officer..technology is a powerfull thing. This bodysuit can become an exact replica of whomever touches it'
He kept smiling 'Last week I was your wife..and you fucked me hard'. 
I was disgusted! How can it be true?? 
'Oh honey..you're soooo good!' He said in my wife's voice. 
I felt anger erupting but suddently he pulled from under the bed, my son's unconscious real body....

to be continued?
 

Lovers and BF

My boyfriend Paul suddently took my toes in his mouth..and I knew he wasn't my boyfriend anymore..
You know..my lover is a bodyhopper! And the cool thing is my bf will never find out when he hops his body!  
Paul is so dominant, but when my lover is inside him he become the perfect slut!
'Keep sucking little bitch' I said with a smile.
He smiled back.
'Do you wanna fuck this little ass babe? Does he ever let you?'
 

Hot

'OMG Britney! These bodysuits are amazing! Look at these legs'
Said Kimberly
'Are you sure no one will get they're not real??'
'Well Kimberly...they were real..but now they are ours to wear! So...wanna go the beach with your best buddy?'

Protective Dad

'Hello Brian, please stop for a moment' I said gently.

The little bully seemed surprised.

'Oh...Hello Mr Rowland'.

'Shut the fuck up, little SHIT!' I said smiling 'Did I tell you you are allowed to talk?' I wisphered showing my big arms.

'N...no..sorry'.

'My son Jeremy told me you've been bullying him..so we have a little problem here.'

'I'm so..sor'.

I pushed him on the grund. FUCK! I WAS SO STRONG.

'I told you not to talk.'

He remained silent.

'From now on, you'll be my son's personal slave. IS IT CLEAR? IF YOU TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS, I'LL KILL YOU. IS IT CLEAR?'

'y...yes..'

'YES WHAT?'

'yes sir'.

'Good. Now GO AWAY LITTLE SHIT' I shouted in his ear and he went away running.

It was easy. I quickly went home! I didn't have much time! I arrived at my house and peeked from the windows. My dad was reading the newspaper in his boxer. Perfect! It would be hard to explain if my dad would have gone out and found his exact replica.

 

 I tourned around the house to reach the back door and I went inside, and removed my dad's jeans and hid them.

 I quickly went upstairs and entered my room closing the door behind me. My dad would never say those things to my bully..he is such a homophobic jerk!

'I'm lucky to have these bodysuit' I tought removing it and putting it on the sofa. He seemed to be alive..identical to my dad's body.

My dad is a jerk..but as long as I have it, life can be easy.

 

Evil friends

'Please stop!' I asked them.
'What do you mean Chris?' asked my dad.
'Stop playing dumb! I Know you're not my dad! And I know you're not my uncle!' 
'Chris! What are you talking about?' asked my uncle.
'I know you are Tom and Luke! So please stop lying!'
'Chris, enough of this nonsense!' told me my dad looking directly in my eyes with anger 'You're making me worry son! This is not fun! If you keep telling these fantasies of yours people will think you've gone mad!'
'But...But...'
'We are just going to the gym Chris' said my uncle 'do you want to train with us, son?'
'No...'
 'So, go home son. We'll be back in an hour.'

Moooom!

'Mooom! How many times do I have to tell you not to shapeshift into Mark!'
'But honey!' She answer in Mark's sexy voice ' It's so much easier to do my chores with this strong body! Look at these arms!'

My mom doesn't know I'm gay and I have a crush on Mark, my sister's boyfriend!

'yeah..I can see..But what if Julie finds out?'
'I'll just pretend to be Mark and she'll never find out! Now let me finish honey!'

Big Brother

'No babe sorry, I can't make it for dinner' Luke said talking to his girlfriend while I was sucking his cock.
'Yeah, I know, sorry, but my brother needs me' he added 'He had some problems you know...yeah...in school they think he's gay...yeah it would be disgusting...he needs his brother to teach him how to be a real man'
His cock was so hard, Could you imagine my big straight brother letting me sucking his cock?
'I miss you too babe, but I don't want a faggot in the family. Am I right?....Yeah I knew it. Now, why don't you call some of your friend and have a nice evening? Love you. Bye bye!'
'Keep sucking' he ordered ' your real brother'll never know what he's missing..'
I smiled...It was sooo hot having my boyfriend in my brother's body.
'We are going to stay a lot of time togher now, baby brother..you need to be taught how to be a real man'
 

My dad and brother secret

 I came home early that day. 
As I entered my home I heard weird noises coming from the living room so I silently went there.

Peeping from outside I saw something I will never forget: My brother was caressing my dad's chest!

'Stop babe, it's not the right time' My dad said in a weird voice that wasn't his own.
'Come on...' my brother answered 'Andrew won't be home for another hour..'
'Please honey..we have been so good this time!' My dad wishpered.
'You're right..soooo good. He wouldn't suspect anything! And I've playied the role of the perfect brother, I even pretended to be angry he won at Street fighter!' said my brother removing his shirt.
My beefy father removed his slip and my brother jumped on his lap.

They started to have....sex! My father moaned kissing Ian's chest and my brother closed his eyes in pleasure! I was astonished!
Both of them were absolutley straight!

'We shouldn't so that' said my dad 'What if Andrew find out that..'

'Sssh, he will not. Now remove the bodysuit I want to be the dad' 

My dad seemed surprised and then nodded.

He stood up and then happened something horrible! From my dad's body went out a teenage body..he was one of my best friend: Tyler!

My brother instead of being horrified, smiled and then collapsed. From his body went out my other best friend..Phil!

'Let's exchance them!' Said Phil

'B...but is it true they cannot be restored?'

'Of course not Moron! I told you before! they are just objects now...they are not people anymore! Now let me wear Andrew's father' 

He took my dad's body and wore it like a suit. 

'Now I'm the dad Moron' said my dad with a grin ' And I'm going to fuck Ian's perfect ass'

They started to make love again...with reversed roles!

'Yeees...you like it little bitch..my beeafy cock in your virgin hole'

'I love it daddy...' Said my brother

'I should have been the dad from the beginning because you are a little whore..don't you?' my dad said in ecstasy .

I started to feel sick and went out...what was happening? I could Tyler and Paul enter my sibiling's bodies?? And what happened to my dad and brother??? I walked for an hour and then I decided to come home.

It was like nothing happened...my dad greeted me from the kitchen and my brother was playing videogame.

'H..hi dad' I said.

'Hi ace, I was just making dinner. How was school?' he said in his usual normal tone...I cound't believe he wasn't him!

'Fine...it was fine'

'Hi Mark' Said my brother from the living room. ' Wanna play street fighter?'

'Ian...enough of playing! Have you done your homework?' asked my dad in a sternly tone.

'Daaaaad! Now now! I'll do my homework after dinner!'

'No way young man! Go do your homework right now!' 

I looked at them..they were really good impersonating them..

'Are you ok ace? Something wrong?' Asked my dad putting a hand on my shoulder.

'N..no dad..everything is fine'

He hugged me.

' I love you, son. I should tell you more'

I was deeply moved..what was wrong with my friends inside them?  Or maybe what I saw wasn't real..just my immagination...

he is my dad. Nothing else mattered.

I decided to forget what I saw..maybe it was for the best!

' I love you too dad! I'll get ready for dinner!' I said smiling.

Cindy

'Cindy stop!'  I cried ' You are in my dad's body now! You can't behave like that.
When nobody was looking she showed me her tongue. 
'Cindy!!!' I cried again.
'Look, Peter, I'm the witch, I can shapeshift and I'll do what I want!' she answered in her real feminine voice.
'B..but you can't!' 
'Didn't you ask Me to take you out  and pretend to be your dad?' she whispered.
'Yes...but'.. I said
'But what? Don't I look like your dad young man?' she said in my dad voice out loud. Now people were staring.
'Yes...' I said ashamed.
'Yes..what?' she asked faking anger
'Yes Ci..Dad...Yes dad' 
'So Don't you think I deserve some respect from you, young man?'
'Yes dad...sorry'
'Boys need discipline!' she said looking around and I saw some customer nodding with consent.
 'Now go take your old man a beer Peter' she said pointing at the bar.

Personal Trainer

' OMG! Did you really believe I was your Personal Trainer? Fuck josh you are so fucking stupid! I'm Erik, your best friend!
This is just a bodysuit which make me look like your PT's twin brother! I sent a message to him from your phone telling you were sick and I took his place!
It was so fucking funny looking at you making all those exercise and doing all I said!'

My favourite Men

'Hey Brad, come here' my dad called me 'Let's take a picture with me and your brother!'
'Yes mom, could you take the picture??' asked my very well builded brother.
'Of course dear' She answered ' My favourite men in the world!'

Yeah...That's a pity that I'm the only one left alive! You probably won't believe but they are not my dad and brother.They move like them, talk like them, but there's a parasyte inside their head who took control.
'I'll fuck your butt little brother' he whispered smiling at the camera.
'Oh son don't be selfish' added my dad ' leave something for daddy'.

'Say cheeeese!' said my naive mother.

Is it really Necessary?

' Is it really necessary?'  Paul asked
' What? ' said Nathan
' You know I don't like having Joshua around!' 
' I know...he's your ex, but I love this bodysuit! Look at these muscles!'
 Nathan is Paul's roomate and since he found out about his bodysuit collection he started to wear them at home! 
' Yeah..I know those muscles very well...but he's a jerk! '
He waited...and then spoke exactly with Joshua's attitude
'Look Nathan, I'm sorry I cheated on you..I love you!'
'Nathan! why are you doing this?'
' Come on Paul! Wouldn't you like to lick these feet just another time? Or suck this cock? Just pretend I'm him'
'But...but..' 
Nathan undid Paul's belt and start sucking his cock instead. Paul loved the sensation of his bastard boyfriend's lips moving on his cock. They fucked all night and it was Paul's best fuck with Joshua.

During the night Joshua woke up and opened to the closet's door. Inside there was the real Nathan, bound and gagged.
'I'm gonna set you free.' Joshua said ' But if you say something to Paul about today I'm gonna kill you. I'll keep fucking him pretending to be his beloved roomate, and you'll pretend it is true.'
Nathan Nodded.
' Now wear the bodysuit with my face and go sleeping with Paul, I've my actual boyfriend waiting for me'.

My friend Tyler - part 3

* **Tyler***

'He he' Thought Tyler ' Phil is under the table and he surely noticed his dad's erect dick'.

Tyler made Phil'dad smiling and wink at himself. It was very hot to see.

'Phil are you ok down there?'  Asked his father faking concern

 'Y..yes dad..just grabbing this from under the table' he answered

showing the napkin.

In that very moment the telephone rang and phil went to answered. 

It was his Grampa calling. Phil's grampa was a  strongh and kind man, very well builded.

Tyler recollect from his host body all his memories regarding his dad. He found out they had a fishing trip planned for tomorrow.

It was the perfect occasion for the second part of his plan!

'Tomorrow I'll have big work to do...I must leave Phil's dad body for the night and rest.' thought Tyler.

Phil's granfather arrived very early in the morning and Tyler decided to use Phil's dad to welcome him.

' Hi dad!' I said

' Oh, hello Joshua!' 

' Where are the boy? Are you ready to leave?'

' Sure ' Tyler said ' But I need to do something first' and then  put a hand on the old man's forehead and did exactly what he did with Phil's dad: put part of himself in him.

Phil's father collapsed and tyler looked from the old man eyes.

'Perfect' he said ' Phil needs his old man to teach him something more.' 

He took Phil's dad unconscious body and hide it in the kitchen.What a wonderfull strogh body this man had!

Tyler woke up in his real body and he found Phil getting dressed.

"Hey dude!" he said

"Good Morning tyler, I think my grampa is arrived! I heard some noise from downstairs"

"Ok! You two will go fishing?" said Tyler

"My dad will come too! Do you want to join us?"

"No thanks, I have to come back home!" 

 they both went downstairs and found Phil's granfather waiting for them.

"Hello boys" he said with his strong voice "Are you ready to go fishing?"

" Hi Grampa!" Phil said and hugged him. Tyler loved hugging Phil trought his grampa's strong arms.

" I'm not coming, unfortunately I have to come back home!" Said Tyler from his real body.

" That's ok young man, I'll take just my grandson" 

" Where is dad?" Asked Phil

" He had something to do and he left! I think we'll be just the two of us for today!" Said Phil's Grampa.

 Tyler left leaving just Phil whit his beloved Granfather.

"Before we leave do you mind if I take a quick shower?" Asked the old man

"Oh..no Grampa, no problem" 

"Thanks Phil..another thing.." 

"Yes?"

"Yesterday when I took a shower..I was about to fall! I'm an old man you know..Do you mind helping me shower?"

"Oh not at all!" Phil said

Tyler went to the bathroom, removed the old man's shirt and took a selfie.

 

'Nice body for an old man..' He whispered smiling 'I'm sure your grandson would like to suck these nipples'.

*** Phil ***

Phil knocked at the bathroom door. He felt both excited and embarassed. 
'Come inside' Commanded his Grampa. 
When he opened the door he saw the old man's big arms and chest and felt his cock stiffening.
'Oh My god! I can't have an erection with my Grampa' he thought
'Are you alright son?'
'Y...yes Grampa'
'Good, would you mind washing my back?'
Phil did what he was told, but couldn't help but thinking about how beautifull that big back was.
'Listen son'
'What?'
'Have I ever told you how proud I am having you as my grandson?' the old man whispered in Phil's ear.
'N..no'
'Well I am' he added and then hugged Phil with his strong arms.
Phil felt his grampa's chest and body on his; his grampa's aroma was mesemerizing. Phil didn't know why but he was keeping it inside since so long...he moved closer and kissed his grampa on his cheek. His grampa kissed him back on his lips and they couldn't stop their feeling anymore.

Part 4?

Rent-a-slut

Rent-a-slut is a special offer which permit to have the slut that you want in the body you prefer.
I found out about it in the internet, and I decided it was worth a shot. I call the number written on their site.

'Hi I'm Chantal, what can I do for you?' she asked
'Emh...hello..hi...I'd like to have a...slut'
'Of course Honey, please tell the name of the person you want to be possessed by our slut, and the permanence time'
'I...I...' I stuttered
'Come on Dear, is it your girlfriend?A friend of yours?'
'No...it's...my dad'
She hesitated.
'Ok, no problem. What's his name?'
'A..Aaron McGuire'
'Noted.'
'They...will she be able to act as my dad? I mean..will she have my dad's memories?'
'Sure dear, she will read your dad's mind, she will have access to his personality. Let's move on: time of possession?'
'Around 8 o clock my mom will be out for dinner'
'Noted.'
'Time of permanence?'
'4 hours'
'Noted. Sheila will be your slut'
I hang up with a shiver of excitement..

When I came home from football practice, around seven o'clock, I expected to find just my dad..but my mom was there!
'M..Mom..what about your dinner?'
'Oh it was cancelled' she said 'I'm making dinner!'
'Fuck Fuck Fuck!' I Thought and went to my room for cancel my slut..I let the phone rang for a while but no one answered. I spent  an hour trying to find a way to cancel but i couldn't do it. 
'Tim! Dinner's ready' she called me.

'Hey Tim, how was school?" My dad asked me friendly
'It was good!' I asnswered and I looked at the time: 5 minutes to 8 o'clock.
We all sit at the table to have dinner and my heart was beating so fast..8 o'clock. I looked at my dad. He was eating normally chatting about his job with my mom. I sighed in relief. Could it all be a bluff? I felt so stupid..how could exist something like body possession?
Suddently my dad stopped talking and looked around.
'Are you ok honey?' My mum asked with concern
'Of course dear' My dad said normally 'Just a little headache, what was I saying?' and then he started over talking about his job.
'One day you'll follow in my footsteps and you'll have my job!' he said proudly to me.
'Yes dad' I nodded. He was definitely my dad..
When my mom went to the kitchen he turned toward me and said:
'So you are the little perv who hired me'  
I was incredulous 'S..Sheila?' 
'Here I am' He said in a woman voice while my mom returned in the dining room.
'I tought I've heard a woman voice!?' she said
'A woman voice dear?' sheila answered 'It must have been a vocal message Tim was listening to...isn't it tim?'
'Y..yes dad' This whole thing was turning me on, and my mom wasn't noticing anything wrong. Suddently my dad moved his feet under the table and touched mine...It was so hot, in the meanwhile he kept talking with my mom. After dinner he wisphered in my ear in his seductive feminine voice ' What you want me to do honey?'
My dick was so hard...
'I want you to keep acting like my dad'
'Of course, son' he said in his normal voice ' And then?'
'I want you to fuck my mom'
The slut smiled 'I'd do anything for you' and went into the kitchen.
I heard some whisper so I went closer. I heard my mom giggling 'Aaron...Tonight?'
'I can't wait any longer' he said mimicking my dad. I heard some noise from my parent's room and I knew they were making sex..Or better my mom was making sex with my slut.

 

'Your mom felt asleep' He said naked coming in the living room with my dad's erect cock exposed.

'Have you ever seen your dad's cock?' he asked 

'No...never' I answered 

'He has very sensitive nipples..you know that?'

'No...no...I didn't know...' I said

'Or do you prefer if I said..I have got sensitive nipples son..Do you want to lick them? Your mom's asleep..she won't hear' 

'Or do you prefer to suck my cock? We still have 2 hours left' I hugged my dad
' I love you dad' I said
' I love you too, son' he answered in his real masculine voice.

Brittany

 

'Brittany , Mommy has to go for a while. Do you want to remain at the beach?'

'Yes mommy' Answer the little girl

'If you wanto to stay you can stay, but you need to shapeshft'

'But mommy... I don't want to! I can't play with my friends if I shapeshift!'

'I know honey..but it's safer! Don't you want to be safe?'

'Yea....'

'Now go in that cabana  and shapeshift into your uncle Mike'

The little girl went unwillingly into the first cabana and a hunky man came out after a little while.

'Are you happy now?' he asked in a girly voice

'Ush! Speak in your uncle's voice!'

'ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?' he said in a loud manly voice.

'Yes MIKE! Now get laid and don't talk to strangers!'