Sorry Dan

"Sorry Dan, I couldn't find the rest of your dad's suit!" the man who looked exactly like my father told me.
"There's no time! My teacher is waiting us, put on a different pair of trousers"
"Ok..."
My dad bodysuit was perfect. I asked a friend of mine to impersonate him thanks to my new invention: the bodysuits.
"But after that...can I fuck your mum?" He said with an evil grim.
"If she doesen't find out that you are only 16 years old.."
"Oh, don't worry...SON, I'm a good actor. Now let's hope your marks are good, or no tv for a week!"